feministism:

cloudfreed:

how come gays don’t have jobs it’s always “wyd” during the middle of the fucking day like no w Y d

kyonko802:

localstarboy:

imagine being this rich and petty 😂😂

Man I wish I had fuck you money so I could do shit like this.

nakedbybria:

I am about to walk into a new season of my life filled with

abundance.
financial security.
new career. + benefits + salary increase
joy.
love.
peace.
confidence.
purpose.
spiritual growth.
change.
new opportunities.
traveling.
knowledge.
reciprocity.
creativity.
passion.

Claiming it as if it’s already mine.

bitchneyhouston:

when you get put in jail for trading broadway bootlegs

jortsbians:

bards-against-hoomanity:

thatawkwardtinyperson:

officialoregontrail:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

“oh my gosh. look at her heart!”

It’s worse

This is frightful

@astralcities @dukeordare @kinwars

hallucin8:

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

nintendette:

Everytime a Florida Man is arrested, the spirit of Florida leaves his body and possesses another.

versacethotty:

azealia listening to elon musk talk about teslas in his mansion while he’s shitfaced on acid